If you are cringing at this truly atrocious pun, you also are just too darn old! ;)
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (Hoboken?) men bought socks and had socks! And the socks of yore were not the socks of this day. ("Sir, would you prefer the black socks, or the really black socks?) These were socks for all seasons and occasions. Socks of every pattern and color from darkly hued elegant socks with clocks for business to lavish argyles, stripes, checks, plaids and those even having a seasonal motif. And where did one locate such an amazing and tasteful variety? Anywhere and everywhere! And neither was a second mortgage required to purchase a pair! (Hear that Mr. Abraham!? "Luxury" item be darned, they're consumable underwear for cripes sake!)
Men, claim your birthright! That day can live again. Demand a little tasteful variety, at a reasonable price. (No, that ain't Target!) Until you do, you have no idea how a deftly chosen, attractive pair of socks can enrich your ensemble.
The Joy of Sox!
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (Hoboken?) men bought socks and had socks! And the socks of yore were not the socks of this day. ("Sir, would you prefer the black socks, or the really black socks?) These were socks for all seasons and occasions. Socks of every pattern and color from darkly hued elegant socks with clocks for business to lavish argyles, stripes, checks, plaids and those even having a seasonal motif. And where did one locate such an amazing and tasteful variety? Anywhere and everywhere! And neither was a second mortgage required to purchase a pair! (Hear that Mr. Abraham!? "Luxury" item be darned, they're consumable underwear for cripes sake!)
Men, claim your birthright! That day can live again. Demand a little tasteful variety, at a reasonable price. (No, that ain't Target!) Until you do, you have no idea how a deftly chosen, attractive pair of socks can enrich your ensemble.
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